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    2/19/2008

    MD星巴克涨价了,所以我们要……

    首先您要确保身上有12元人民币,自带杯子一个来到点单处。
    表情坚定,不要彷徨!
    用您最磁性的声音说:小姐(先生)请给我一杯espresso~~
    这个时候点单的人一定会很惊讶,对您说:先生(小姐),我们的espresso是很苦的量很少您确定吗不想试试我们的新品吗XXXX
    你千万要挺住,要用无比坚定的决心说:我只喝espresso
    然后点单员就会绝望的收下您12元,大约30秒后您将会在托盘上看见一个占托盘面积20分之一那么大小的杯子,里面有大约一半的黑色液体,这时千万不要为那花出去的12元痛心疾首!
    因为舍得舍得,有舍才有得,舍不得孩子套不着狼啊~
    端起托盘后您要迈着悠闲的步伐走到调味吧台处,以迅雷不及掩耳盗铃儿响叮当仁不让之势,找到标有全脂奶的奶缸,不要犹豫,往你的自带杯里狂倒牛奶,倒到4分之3处为佳。
    然后迅速把espresso倒进去,返回点单处问吧台伙计要一杯冰快~~免费的
    然后将冰块也倒入你的自带杯,这样,一杯冰拿铁就做好了~~~~
    只需12元您就可以品尝到一杯25元的中杯冰拿铁,立即节省一半!!!
    如果想喝巧克力口味的拿铁,您可以在倒牛奶前加调味吧台的巧克力粉,如果想喝香草口味的如法炮制加香草粉,又节省3元!!!

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    兔蕾丝wrote:
    你这简直是餐饮老板的噩梦。
    Apr. 16
    Cecilia Anwrote:
    有个在星巴克工作的朋友教过类似做法 花一份钱够四人喝 o(∩_∩)o...哈哈 你这招也够绝!
    Feb. 22
    Jacobwrote:
    lol...
    狼.. u r funny...
    真的这么夸张哦?
    Feb. 20
    bbwrote:
    您真是高手!喝了五年才总结出来的经验吧!
    Feb. 19

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